Halló Heimur means “Hello, World.” It’s the first thing every programmer ever says. It’s also the first thing we say to you. Beyond that, all we can promise is: something is happening here.
* Results may vary. Scope subject to change. All of this is true, some of the time.
We write code. Sometimes it even compiles. It usually does the thing it was supposed to do, and occasionally it does other things too.
Confidence: highWe think about your problems so you don’t have to. Then we present the thoughts. As slides. Or as a very long email, if you prefer.
Confidence: yeah“Heimur” means world. So naturally, world stuff. Global reach, planetary ambition, and a website you are currently on.
Confidence: cosmicWe automate things. Tedious things, weird things, things you didn’t know could be automated. This sentence was not automated. Probably.
Confidence: roboticWhatever we end up building, we promise it will exist. That’s more than most futures can say. Future-proofing included at no extra charge.
Confidence: inevitableEvery company has a product. Very few have vibes. We have vibes. This card is proof. It’s giving neobrutalism, and we stand by that.
Confidence: immaculateA non-exhaustive, fully-negotiable list of things we could hypothetically do for you.
Custom software, web things, and various electric programs.
We advise. On what? Great question. Together we’ll find out.
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Terms and conditions apply. Nobody has read them. Not even us.
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“60% of the time, it works every time.”
We cannot confirm this is also our success rate. We cannot deny it, either.
Whether you need software, a consultant, or just someone who answers emails enthusiastically — we’re listening.